I've even broken my one year absence from Facebook just to wish people a Merry Christmas... was gonna update Twitter as well but that blue bird's probably abandon me for ignoring it for so long.
The only reason I update Facebook is because I'm actually hoping to get as many "Likes" as possible because unlike everyone else who took like 5 seconds to come up with the same Christmas Greeting they use every year... It took me 10 seconds to come up with mine.
"I hate people who update their Facebook status to receive Likes"
People who put that as their status to me are lying. Who doesn't like to have their post "Like"... unless of course you busted your hymen by accident... than a "Like" followed by a comment is better...
"Whore!"
"You're referring to your Father as an accident? You ungrateful child."
"You can call Dr McNamara for a Hymen reconstruction surgery."
I found out about the surgery to repair a busted hymen through Nip/Tuck. Who knew you could buy back your virginity for $200,000. I'm not very sure how much it cost because my hymens still very much intact.
Well anyways since it's Christmas... I think I should recommend a few good movies to watch as it's the festive season, its good to share via Piratebay (I don't recommend that because I have never used Piratebay before. No~ I have never used Piratebay before *nod head profusely* No. No. No.)
I watched Tron Legacy last Sunday in all its 3D glory and I have to say the 3D was a lil disappointing because I have really high standards and also because I had like a huge pimple (multiple pimples decided to mark their territory on the same spot on my nose because of the amazing view it offers) on the bridge of my nose, so whenever I wore the glasses it had to rest on my pimple which hurts. The movie looked amazing, the story I didn't care so much because I had a huge pimple on the bridge of my nose, so whenever I wore the glasses it had to rest on my pimple which hurts.
And than I watched the rest through other means...
Black Swan, Unstoppable and Aftershocks which were all really good. I've never actually watched 3 good movies in a row before, usually after every good movie I will watch like a really bad chick flick.
"Samantha is the new girl in school. Joan is the Queenbee of the school. What do they have in common other than a really bad manager who put them in this crap of a movie?Their eyes on Joe, the jock that has bendover for every other guy in school. Will Samantha be able to get her Prince Charming before Joan does? Catch "Asking For A Razzie" opening this Summer "
All the 3 movies are really good, and I'm not kidding. I was actually pleasantly surprised with Aftershocks because it's actually a China movie... not that I'm trying to bring down China films, but after owning Made In China USB operated fan that has a metallic cover which electrocutes you whenever you touch it... you start to take precautions.
Anyway I wish the 3 to 4 of you who are reading this blog a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Santa's coming to visit you tonight so leave a cookie and a glass of milk by the table... if you've got a present than you've been a good kid this year, if all you got are ants on the table and a glass of spoilt milk... you were probably naughty this year. <- Probably a good storyline for a Christmas porn movie.
I think this is how Porn directors tell their pornstars the storylines to their pornographic films
Director : So here's how the storyline's gonna go. Santa's coming over this Christmas and you've been a naughty girl, so you will be playing a girl who's sitting at the Christmas Tree waiting for Santa. Santa will fall through the Chimney and tell you that you've been on the naughty list because you did not prepare cookies and milk for him. You guys will get naked and he will hump you for a good 20 minutes or so... you just go "Ahh~ Ahh~ Ah~ and than go he will just go Ooomph! Ooomph! Ooomph!". Hold it for 20 minutes because otherwise we are gonna have to make the end credits roll really really slow.
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