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School went pretty well yesterday... my attendance record for the workshop is like that of a delicious sandwich, the bread being the day I was present and the delicious filling being the days I stayed at home and did pretty much nothing.

I was thinking of getting an XOXO for my attendance just so the attendance sheet would have hugs and kisses from me personally through an encrypted message brought about by my presence... something every Russian sleeper agent learns in their special training.

Nothing really interesting going on right now, except for some mini drama happening in my house right now, which if I were to tell someone about what had happened that caused a real life Korean Drama re-enactment in my house, they would probably laugh about it because its over something extremely trivial.

But I'm not going to go into too much detail...

I guess sitting alone at the back in school is not so bad when you actually have something to do... Thursday wasn't so bad because I had my iPod, my roll of wire and a very rusty murder weapon called a Plier.

And for lunch on Thursday I had lasagna... Personally I think I have a problem because the lasagna didn't really tasted good when I ate it, but suddenly now I don't mind eating it again. It's probably because my friends always wants to eat vegetarian food and I'm not even vegan, nor do I ever want to become one. I will become a vegan the day my future pet pig Bacon gets killed in front of me, chopped up and served in between 2 pieces of bread as delicious bacon.

I will go vegan from the guilt of enjoying Bacon's bacon. Suddenly I want a pig because, firstly it's bloody cute... and secondly, it will drive all the Malays away. <- That was OBVIOUSLY a joke... I have tones of Malay friends on Facebook. Friends that add me but never ever speak to me in real life.

In my defense, I do try and interact with them... but after a while I realize I was trying too hard, plus they weren't really interested in chink-ing out. So now I just stare at them from a distance and when they look back I will turn my head away like a petty kid.

I have 3 days off, Friday, Saturday and Sunday which I believe will not be spend fruitfully at all. That is what makes people either want to go and do something big like exploring the world... or go end their life by jumping off the building. I'm the former, with the internet as my travel agent

Digress.

I just found out "Lesbian Licking Pussy" was another search result that led to this blog. What kind of stupid search engine are those porn addicts using. Use Google for pete sake... it will send you to the proper pussy licking action website.