Saturday 17 January 2015

ICT First Cycle

Went back to Changi Airbase for the whole of last week for my ICT, the very first of 10 cycles to go through before I am permanently free from my national duties.




Going in, I had mixed feelings even though I was finally able to see my army friends again, the thought of having to travel all the way to Changi Airbase every day for a week pretty much ruined everything.




When I reported to camp on the first day, I thought the moment I walked into the first security checkpoint, the place I always dreaded to get assigned to for guard duty, I would get struck by a wave of nostalgia, that wave never came.




Going back to camp that day didn't feel any different from booking in when I was still a conscripted soldier assigned to that airbase to do guard duty, everything felt so routine, like that year and a half after I ORD never happened, that was until the soles of my boots started to wither away and began falling apart as I made my way through the car park area to get into the airbase did I realize that year and a half did happened and the boots I was wearing were showing signs of that. I was no longer a conscripted soldier, I was now reporting as an ICT, and as a first time ICT, I decided, against my will of course, that I would leave behind a trial of my broken soles, which were slowing breaking apart and falling off as I walked further into the camp, that walk became a limp as the soles of my boots started wearing off and become more and more uneven.



I had thought it was pure bad luck that that happened to me, but fortunately for me, I didn't have to go through that embarrassing and uncomfortable ordeal alone because two of my friends also had the same thing happen to them, their boots started breaking apart when we were all gathered in the auditorium, so it wasn't that embarrassing for them as it was for me. We all decided since wearing that broken and pathetic excuse for a pair of army boots wasn't going to work, we had to go get new ones, I mean mine was collecting twigs and small rocks on the ground due to the leftover sticky residue of what remained of my soles, a majority of it I had ripped off and thrown in the bin and theirs  just looked like clown shoes with the constant slapping action it was doing when they were walking, so we got new ones at the eMart.




We managed to spend more than half of our credits on the first day from getting army boots, and we weren't the only one, when we got back from lunch, I saw boots soles just laying around the auditorium where we were gathered earlier in the morning, there were whole soles and they were small bits and pieces of them, all just scattered across the room.





There really wasn't much going on on the first day really and I don't think I can blog about the activities that happened because they actually told us not to, the second day was also quite straightforward, the first two days were covering the basic army stuff, just some refresher courses nothing significant , we spend more time waiting for things to happen than actually have anything happen, just like the third day where we spend literally the entire first half of the day waiting for lunch time to come so we can head to the NEWater Plant in the afternoon after we had our lunch.





The third day was suppose to be IPPT day, but because no one actually bothered to train up their bodies, myself included, the commanders allowed us to give it a miss and many of us just ended up waiting in the crew room for 5 hours. 







After 5 hours of doing absolutely nothing productive in the crew room, we went to have our lunch before making our way to the car park area to wait for the bus that was indented for us to bring us to the NEWater Plant, that bus was over an hour late, so we were left waiting at the car park with absolutely no updates about the bus, a whole hour we just stood around the car park area and waited until finally the commander who was in-charge of us finally got some information from somewhere and told us the bus would arrive in 10 minutes, after almost an hour of us just standing around.




When we finally reached the NEWater Plant, which had a really really long drive way, the guide decided it would be best he did a quick tour because we were an hour late and he was suppose to be showing us the place 45 minutes ago, plus he knew we were going to be released for home straight after the tour so none of us really wanted to be there.



The whole group of us were all very disinterested during the tour, the questions the guide asked no one bothered to answer, asked if we had any questions, no one had any and the moment the tour ended, everyone just bolted out of the plant and made their way home. A few guys drove there so they were able to get out of the plant fairly quickly, but I didn't drive, my friends didn't drive and we weren't really comfortable asking people we hardly knew to drive us out of the plant, so we just walked out, and it was a really long walk out, that ended day 3.






Day 4 was pretty straightforward, a final briefing in the morning, quick lunch, another really short briefing in the afternoon and we were released. That was also the first day I booked out in my army uniform, the first few days I either booked out in my civilian outfit or took a cab home, which was cheaper than I thought, but I was too lazy to change that day so I just fuck all and went home in the army uniform, after having to take a 20 minutes ride to the nearest MRT station and another 50 minutes to get from Tampinese Station to Clementi Station, I really couldn't be bothered about how i came across, if someone wanted to STOMP me for sitting down, than so be it, they are going to get flak from Stompers in the comment section for doing that on STOMP anyways, so I just sat down during my final bus ride home. No one really cared.





Day 5 was the final day of my ICT. We were to report to Tampinese Safra for our cohesion session, I live in Bukit Timah so I didn't look forward to the cohesion, but thankfully I had a direct bus and because I was too lazy to switch to the train and then take a bus again despite it being a faster journey, I just sat in the direct bus for almost 2 hours to reach the place, I'm just grateful my motion sickness did not kick in.




The main event for the cohesion was bowling, at first I wasn't really that keen but after a few throws, it got fun, then my fingers started to hurt and it stopped being fun, after the third game, everyone's finger got sore and that was when we had enough, even up till now, my fingers are still sore and for some reason, so are my wrist, the soreness on my butt cheek was unexpected though, maybe from the long bus ride, so anyways, we just sat around until lunch was served.



After the lunch was a movie screening, they had to screen a movie to kill time because they couldn't release us too early, so while everyone was watching the movie, two of my friends and I decided to go play DOTA 2 at the LAN shop nearby, I haven't played DOTA 2 in a while, I have difficulty finding MOBAs enjoyable because I was never a good DOTA 2 player, so even though it wasn't really a great option, I decided to join them anyway since they would actually be playing by my side, they could offer me advice and instructions on what I should do.




Played a match with another bunch of ICTs, my team having 4 members and theirs having 3 because I'm the 4th member and the fourth member is a complete noob, in fact, having me play against them would be an advantage for them because they can just feed off of me.




Throughout the game, I did nothing to help my team, the whole time I was just sticking to a friend, and when I got killed, I just started walking back and forth choosing which friend to go to, and while everyone was hitting level 20-ish on their characters, I was still stuck at level 8, the highest level I reached was only 13 and that was after 45 minutes of playing, it was pathetic. I was literally spoon fed information on what to get and where to go to by my friends, despite having their strategies typed out in the team chat, they chose typing over speaking so the other team can't eavesdrop of our strategy, of course being the noob that I am, I still didn't really get it and they had look over to my screen and point at the mini map to let me know exactly where I had to go.




The only reason why I wasn't getting raged on is because my team mates are my friends, had this been an actual online match, my team mates would have ripped me to shreds on the voice and team chat.




We played for 45 minutes, made our way back to the gathering spot where the movie was being played and after that, a short debrief and everyone was released, that was the end of the ICT. It feels so weird because the 5 days felt like a really badly planned school camp (minus the sleepover), especially the last 3 days, because we had so many down times, it didn't really feel like ICT and had I actually been working in a proper company and not for my Dad, the 5 days would have felt like a much needed break, but at the end of the day, I still had to travel a lot back and forth from Bukit Timah to Changi so that kind of ruined everything.




My Mum was able to drive me 3 out of the 5 days so that was great, but going home everyday from there was a long and arduous journey. I just hope by the time I get called back again, I would have already gotten my car license because the biggest complaint I have is the distance and the IPPT but the latter was cancelled so it was alright, with a license and my parent's car, distance will no longer be an issue. I bitched and moaned about it to my friend prior to the start of my ICT, complaining mainly about the distance and travelling time, but really, looking back now, it wasn't so bad, it would've been better had more of my friends been called up, but it's better than not having any. 

Saturday 3 January 2015

A lot of assholes today.

Visited the S.E.A Aquarium today with my family at RWS Sentosa. It wasn't really that much fun, I mean after the 100th sea creature, things just got a little bit repetitive, the dolphins were interesting but all the other sea creatures weren't really very fun to watch, it would have been fascinating had they gotten a huge sea creature in their huge tank, like a blue whale or a giant shark, but alas, the biggest sea creature I saw was a only Manta Ray.






After the visit through the Aquarium, we decided to have lunch at the food court nearby, ordered some chicken rice balls, a mixture of fried items and char kway teow. I didn't appreciate the tone the char kway teow guy was using when I went to collect my food, or the tone of the gelato ice cream cashier who served me at the gelato shop in RWS. 



Mr Char Kway Teow was impatient and rude. I just asked him a simple question...


"How many plates did we order ?" .....because I wasn't the one who ordered it, it was my Dad, I was only in charge of collecting what he had ordered.



*looks at me annoyed and proceeds to flips through the  receipts he has taped on the table* 



"Only one lah!"


The tone he used on me is the kind of tone a gangster would use when he's trying to pick a fight with the guy at the other table who's staring at him, except this fucker is not a gangster, he's a Char Kway Teow stall helper who lacks basic manners and etiquette on how he should be talking to a customer... and I was very polite when asking the fucker that question.  

The only time he should reply with that answer and tone should be when people ask him how high his IQ is.


"Only one lah...." because it's so~  fucking obvious.




The gelato guy on the other hand wasn't rude, but he was very sarcastic when I was making payment for my $9 cup of gelato. 


The meme is not related, but the facial expression is similar to this, but maybe dial it down a few notches

Gelato Man : "Want some waffles to go with your purchase?" *with that face*

Me :"No thanks"

Gelato Man : "Want a bottle of water to go with your purchase?" *with that face*

Me: "Nope Thanks"



I don't even know why he felt the need to use that sarcastic tone when he was speaking to me, and he wasn't even trying to be funny, or maybe he was but it didn't come across that way because there wasn't anything humorous about his condescending tone . No! I don't want that bottle of overpriced water to pair with my ice cream, but I would like to pair that bottle of water with your face really really hard and also pair the waffle machine you use to make waffles with with your anal cavity while it's still hot. Fucking prick.







Another thing I bought from RWS is Bean Boozled.

$5 PER PACK. And it stinks.



This is not the kind of candy to have by yourself, so I shared the experience with my Sisters. 



Initially when I had some in the car, I was scared to even bite on it because watching all the Youtubers do the Bean Boozled challenge, I thought the taste was going to be foul, I thought it would be vomit inducing bad, but it wasn't that bad, I mean it's the "Weird and Wild" flavors are definitely not flavors that are easy to swallow, but a lot of times the Youtbers I find are just greatly exaggerating their reactions, like two girls who said they could smell the stench from simply opening the box, I couldn't smell the "stench" when I took what I would assume to be the most foul flavored jelly bean and put it against my nostrils to smell, much less get a whiff of it from simply opening the package. LIES



I have watched videos in which one girl started gagging when she realized she had gotten the toothpaste flavored jelly bean instead of the berries one, and her reaction towards it is like it's the worst thing she has ever eaten, I can't imagine how she brushes her teeth everyday if that's how she reacts to a toothpaste flavored jelly bean. Every time she starts to brush her teeth, she will have this urge to vomit, and when she does vomit, she has to clean out her mouth and brush again, only for her to start vomiting again and repeat the whole process, like that vomiting girl from the Sixth Sense.


Ironically, when the actress grew up, she actually suffered from Anorexia for a while.
Anorexia, Bulimia, same same but not really.


I thought the dog food flavored one was okay until the taste decided to linger in my mouth. Rotten egg and barf were definitely the worst, I didn't have any stinky socks in my pack but I'm very sure those will taste disgusting as well.




Anyways, to backtrack a little, while I was  queuing up to pay for my candy at Candylicious, some fucker actually cut the queue. 


Queue cutting twat.


I was standing behind this lady who had a child in one hand and another 2 running around her constantly, much to my annoyance, and  behind me was a single long line of people who were like us, queuing up to pay for our candy, and right behind me stood this motherfucker.



I could tell he was getting a bit impatient because he kept moving forward even though the line wasn't moving, and the closer he got, the more I tried to keep a comfortable distance between me and him, so I moved up as well a bit, but the problem was I didn't have much room to move forward anymore because there were 2 kids running around their mother in circles like she had her own gravity and her kids were planets orbiting around her , so it was very uncomfortable when I realize I couldn't move up anymore, otherwise I might knock the kids off their orbit. Thankfully, the fucker decided to stop trying to move forward and just stood behind me, but really closely.




There were two cashier counters open that day and both had customers checking out their items, if I'm not mistaken, the next in line to pay for their items would be the lady in front of me with her orbiting kids, followed by me and then the motherfucker behind me, I mean that's how a queue works, ask the Char Kway Teow idiot with 1 IQ and even he will go "Of course lah". Well,  apparently the motherfucker behind me didn't understand how  a queue works because the moment the cashier at one of the counter said...



"Next please!"



... instead of waiting for the lady to move forward, the fucker behind me just walks past me and the lady in front of me without skipping a beat and drops his basket of candies on the cashier counter like there's nothing wrong with that, he didn't even look embarrassed or look remorseful that he just cut 2 people's queue, but I guess when you have the blood of an inconsiderate asshole running through your veins, that nonchalant attitude is to be expected.




No one bothered to say anything, the lady in front of me decided to just wait for the other counter, I also didn't say anything, the last thing I want to do is create a scene in that shop, the cashier didn't bother as well and just checked his items out as per usual, and really by the time the lady and I were done with checking out our items, that cashier was still busy checking out the fucker's items. He did get quite a fair bit of items because he came out of the store with a big bag full of candy and biscuits. I was at a table nearby when he came out of the shop so I managed to take a picture of him in all his fuckery.




Life would have been so much better had that fucker accidentally tripped and fell on his bag of candies and biscuits.... 





Happy New Year.