Thursday 19 November 2020

Last minute Assumptions

A few days ago, Mr Antoinette reached out to me and shared with me that a portion of his wall had chipped off, he attached a picture of the issue and asked if I could do anything about it. It was an easy fix, so I told him I could get my guys down to do a repair of that problem area and get them to bring along some paint for the patch up since he has already thrown the extra bottles of paint away. 


The date was scheduled to his preference, I dropped my painter a reminder to bring the extra paint and everything was proceeding as per scheduled, until the evening before the painter is scheduled to go down, Mr Antoinette messages me at 8pm, an hour after my painter has knocked off from work, asking me...


"Your guys will be bringing the paint for my other room as well right?"



... HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? SIMI LAN JIAO?!


I was fucking confused because the exchanges we had CLEARLY indicated that I will only be touching up the area he had brought up, nowhere in the message did he request for the other areas to be touched up as well.


His other room is painted in a different color, so it is not just a matter of bringing a little more paint, it's a matter of bringing another bottle of color entirely.


Why the fuck would I get my painter to bring down the paint colour for the other rooms when you have only requested to have the chipped wall touched up? Do I look that fucking extra to you that I would actually do that? 



So when someone request for you to help them get a McSpicy from McDonalds....

Do you also get them a Double Cheeseburger? No! 

Do you also get them a McChicken? Obviously Not!

Do you also get them a Fillet-o-Fish? For Fuck?

No! you get them just the McSpicy because that it what they requested! 


It's like that someone coming up to you and asking you....


"You also ordered an extra McChicken for me right?


 ... right after you have ordered and made payment. Fucking irritating, couldn't you have told me when I was fucking queueing up, or when you made the request for the McSpicy? 



I am just really irritated at the way he worded his request because it is insinuating that I should have gotten the paint for the extra room as well and that if I didn't, it is my fault, the way he writes "right?" at the end of his message makes me want to give him a very very hard high five to his face! 



He could not have picked a worst timing by sending me that stupid question literally an hour AFTER my sub-con has knocked off from work.  I hope the sub-con will somehow be able to read the message tomorrow morning and prepare the extra paint in time because I am seriously feeling so irritated by that braininess assumption.


I really hope this is like a one time occurrence and he won't message me again for any future touch ups, maybe do me a massive favor and learn how to do the touch up yourself because it really isn't that difficult of a fix. He has a hardware shop that sells paint that is literally a 2 minutes drive away from the apartment, I really hope he won't be the type that reaches out to me every time he needs to do a simple touch up, because those little bitches can be so fucking annoying. 



A little mark on the wall that can be wiped away with a wet towel. Call the Interior Designer to send someone down to rectify


A small piece of tape that is still stuck on the windowsill by the window supplier. Call the Interior Designer to send someone down to rectify.


The condom can't fit their dick because they bought XL size and they only have a micro-penis, Let me call your fucking mother and father and have them explain to you why you have a pencil dick!